tragic sau amuzant?
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- Date: Aug 29,2008
V-a placut vreodata vreo fata care nu era tocmai de nasu’ vorstru falit?
Vreo fata care arata prea bine ca sa fie cu tine, si care nu ti se adresa
niciodata? Vreo fata pe care o visai noaptea stand alaturi de tine pe o banca,
iar ziua nici nu visai sa ii spui doua vorbe?
Nu stiu despre voi, dar eu am patit chestiile mentionate mai sus. La un moment dat
in copilarie esti incordat, esti inhibat , si cand vezi o fata te blochezi pur si
simplu si incerci sa fi ceea ce nu esti. Fireste ca toate astea trec dupa un timp,
cand iti dai seama ca femeile sunt tot fiinte umane si nu te musca…
Eram si eu la varsta aia si vreau sa va spun o chestie pe care am patit-o.
Era vorba de o fata misto rau de tot, populara… fite si chestii din astea.
Toti baietii mai putin si se suiau pe ea cand o vedeau, dar nu prea aveau curaj nici macar
sa ii spuna un simpu “buna”.
Eu eram nou in clasa, si, ca ceilalti masculi, incercam sa ma fac observat de femela proaspat
intrata in calduri. Am renuntat la invatat o perioada si m-am concentrat sa devin “smecher”.
Primele haine care mi-au fost cumparate au fost de-alea lalai, de rapper ( nu raper, ala e altceva ).
Freza am schimbat-o si am inceput sa folosesc gelu’ de par care nu mi-a adus nimic
( in afara matretei, bineinteles ). Am studiat comportamentu’ catorva baieti mai ciumegi
din liceu si am ajuns la urmatoarea concluzie : scuipatu’ pe jos este solutia !
Dar nu totu’ era rezolvat. Smecherii scolii scuipau intr-un fel anume… nu stiu sa va explic.
Era ca atunci cand faci sex: repede si scurt.
M-am pus la exersat si cand am crezut ca stapanesc bine tehnica am trecut la impresionat
femela.
M-am intolit cum am stiut eu mai bine, am bagat gel in par si am pornit spre scoala.
Ajuns in clasa, m-am facut auzit cu un ” r3 ” ( jucam CS pe atunci, long story ) tipat nefiresc
de tare si m-am asezat la 2 metri de sirena care mi-a sucit mintile.
Venise momentu’ adevarului: trebuia sa arat ce stiu. Am tras aer in piept si…
… si am scuipat. Dar nu pe jos. Pe propria bluza.
Cand am vazut cum se scurge scuipatu’ pe tricou… mi s-a luat.
Fata s-a ( scuzati expresia ) cacat pe ea de ras cand a vazut ,iar eu i-am aruncat un ranjet
din ala … ” ca prostu’-n gara “.
Toate pregatirile mele au fost de prisos, si in loc sa-mi imbunatatesc imaginea, am
devenit un papilici in ochii veneratei printese.
Ca sa trag o concluzie: Oameni buni, fiti voi insisi ca va faceti de cacao ! ( sau de scuipat
in cazu’ meu )
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3,405 Responses for "tragic sau amuzant?"
pe mine nu s nu ma va face o fata deoarece nu voi permite asa ceva
Pfff =))))
Foarte tare! :))
no comment ! imi place rau
n1 as putea zice.. am patit si eu si inca patesc 
Daca stau sa ma gandesc bine toti am trecut prin momente jenante ca astea,asa ca stai calm ca atunci credeam ca e tragic da’ acum ne amintim si ni se pare foarte amuzant:P
:))Penibil momentul,dar macar ai invatat ceva important.nu?:))sa nu mai scuipi in preajma “femelei”:))
P.S:Bafta la concurs!
prea tare, gogule!!:))
Multumesc pentru aprecieri
Mai mult amuzant decat tragic =))
Ba ai dreptate …dar totusi sunt curios cine era “printesa” de care zici…ca la noi…nu prea exista dastea:)) sti tu:P
prea tare coaie..cine era mah printesa..aia care putea????:))))))))
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